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  Retraining our WT-controlled minds - THE GAME 1

  by Lady Lee in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  inspired by the thread about a mom wearing pants to the kingdom hall i thought this might be a good way to help many of us to see the absurdity of some of the wts/jw rules "principles" .

  i'll post one "rule" a day.

  so let's start with the way men have to wear their hair.

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  You are to be no part of the world (long hair being worldly of course)
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  Family Guy

  by Wordly Andre in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ever notice that family guy has a lot of jw humor?

  the very first episode when peter is talking about how the brady bunch lived in a bad neighborhood, and he says all we got are jemima witnesses, then aunt jemima pops her head in the window and says, yall wants some pancakes.. .

  or when the evil monkey in chris' room turns into a jw and he does that evil point to chris while holding a watchtower.

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  Mystery Science Theater 3000 always had references to JW's. One of my favorites was a zombie movie and two zombies come to a house. Over dubbed is "Hello there Jehovah's Wittnesses!". Out comes the guy with the shotgun or whatever weapon he had and blows them away. I by no means endorse violence against dubs but damn it was hilarious.
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  Neat Thing To Do.......

  by Outaservice in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i noticed on the news the other night that there are now paparazzi companies that you can hire for yourself.

  you get a limo and wherever you let them know you're going they will show up with a hoard of photographers as you get out of the limo with all the fanfare!.

  this would be great to do if you had to attend a kingdom hall for some reason (memorial, funeral, wedding, etc.

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  I also want to point out this would be a really really really good youtube video. You could show up in a fur coat and have a pimp chalice.
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  Neat Thing To Do.......

  by Outaservice in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i noticed on the news the other night that there are now paparazzi companies that you can hire for yourself.

  you get a limo and wherever you let them know you're going they will show up with a hoard of photographers as you get out of the limo with all the fanfare!.

  this would be great to do if you had to attend a kingdom hall for some reason (memorial, funeral, wedding, etc.

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  Yea Imagine the questions you could have them ask...

  "does this mean your giving up your flamboyantly gay life style???"

  "Is it true your only doing this for your next movie role?"

  "did you pay the women who came out of your hotel half naked this morning?"

  "Is your upcoming role as Ray Franz going to interfere with church service this morning?"

  "hey grab her (pointing to unknowing sister) and lets get a picture for the Gay Times Weekly!"
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  Well, we went out after the memorial....

  by megawatt in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  after the memorial, we decided to go out and grab a bite to eat.

  my family and i went out with a witness couple that we consider close friends.

  for the last couple of weeks, i've expressed my views re: wts to my good friend openly and turns out he had the same thoughts and doubts as well.

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  That really sucks about your friend not being able to hang with you. My good friends wife recently did the same thing because I spoke out publicly on a myspace blog....she was all good to stay in my house and drink my beer but the moment I make fun of JW brass thinking I'm evil. Anyways long story short she ended up cheating on my friend. So it just goes to show usually if someone is being a punk/bitch the dirt come up and their caught red faced. Good luck with your wife though, at least it seems she loves you for you.
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  How did you spend the memorial?

  by sinis in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  personally, i stayed at home (my wife went), made steaks, drank beer, and watched several vulgar/demonic movies in the world of the jw's (halloween, the eye, hitman, no country for old men, saw iv).

  i later went over to my mother in laws house to meet up with some other in laws - who i saved from the jw's - and talked about how the memorial was a waste of f@cking time... then drank more beer waiting for my wife to come back...

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  I was babysitting my friends 5 year old and watching college basketball!
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  URGENT RESPONSE NEEDED

  by shell69 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  from my jwd friends.

  i have a situation and need some jw literature quotationes regairding the following issues.

  i disposed of all my dub literature upon my exit, and need help with this;.

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  I think a good "fuck off, they are my kids" is in order.
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  Major JW flaw in reasoning?

  by Satans Son in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  they sell the idea of living forever with an all-knowing god as something to look forward to.. yet, that means no privicy, and they cannot hide anything, including their personal thoughts and desires... have they not considered this point?..

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  Almost every religion sells this idea. In theory if you can be in God's immediate realm you can commit no error, nor have the intent to.
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  JW's spotted in my neighborhood

  by Burger Time in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  well needless to say after drinking way to much and crashing out on my friends couch when i came home i saw two older black women out witnessing on the street in my neighborhood.

  it was on saturday so i assumed it was the emergency memorial witnessing.

  they were both having a discussion with a younger women.

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  Well needless to say after drinking way to much and crashing out on my friends couch when I came home I saw two older black women out witnessing on the street in my neighborhood. It was on Saturday so I assumed it was the emergency Memorial witnessing. They were both having a discussion with a younger women. I half wanted to walk out and join the conversation but alas I was too hungover to actually walk 40 feet. I did however wait in earnest at my house but no one came.
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  Door to Door Atheists Bother Mormons

  by CPiolo in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  applies equally well to jws.

  pretty interesting to see the tables turned.. .

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv-a1vmz6y8.

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  Hey, I posted this video awhile back ago!